Songs inspired by pointless events and activities. R.I.P. Hilton, Dustin and Christopher.
- ARCHIVE
- Lost Weekend Polka – Dean Martin and His Orchestra
- Lost Weekend – Wall of Voodoo
- Lost Weekend – Art Brut
- Lost Weekend – Buffalo Tom
- Lost Weekend – The Beat Farmers
- Lost Weekend – Southern Culture on the Skids
- Lost Weekend – Roy Lanham
- Another Lost Weekend – Marty Robbins
- Lost Weekend – Billy Brown
- Lost Weekend – Ratt
- Lost Weekend – Brutto Tempo
- Love Theme from Lost Weekend (1945) – Mikolos Rozsa, John Williams, Itzhak Perlman, Boston Pops Orchestra
- I Hate the Weekend – Tacocat
- Almost Had to Start a Fight/In and Out of Patience – Parquet Courts
- Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now) – Cracker
- What the World Needs Now is Love – Tiny Tim
- I Don’t Want to Play Football – Belle & Sebastian
- Football Game – David Lynch
- Football Game – Angel South
- NFL Monday Night Football Theme – Toners
- Football Fight – Queen
- Total Football – Parquet Courts
- Football – Courting
- Football – Iggy Pop
- Football – Mickey and the Soul Generation
- Football – Lance Bangs
- The Raiders – Sam Spence
- All My Rowdy Friends are Coming Over for Monday Night Football – Hank Williams, Jr.
- Fox Football Theme – Road to Glory
- It’s Time to Party – Andrew W.K.
- Not as Much as Football – Mojo Nixon
- Fall of the Star High School Football Running Back – The Mountain Goats
- All Kinds of Time – Fountains of Wayne
- Classic Battle – Sam Spence
- Big Game America – Sam Spence